Keeping that flame alive

I am officially endorsing Mike Huckabee for President of the United States. I have a lot of reasons why but there is one reason why I really like him. What’s that reason? …………CHUCK FREAKING NORRIS. If Huckabee is elected he needs to make Chuck Norris his secretary of defense. What’s one thing that terrorists are most afraid of? A round house kick to the face of course. Who wouldn’t be? Osama Bin Laden is shaking in his boots right now worrying about Chuck Norris. America would be safe with a Texas ranger on our side. Here are some well known Chuck Norris facts:

1. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.
2. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
4. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
5. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
6. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.