Keeping that flame alive

so i was watching t.v today and saw a commercial for cat grass. Which i think is basiclly weed for cats.

So im pretty sure this stuff will have your cat go nuts.

Heres a few hints to see if your cats addicted or selling this stuff:

1) your cat suddenly goes out and buys a beeper

2) your cat doesnt sleep at night

3) you’re constantly buying food cause he always has the munchies

4)you find wads of cash hidden in his litter box

5) your cat starts pawning your appliances